OK, here's the skinny on my "creative writing" and the one truth.
1. I grew up in Iowa on a farm. - I did grow up in Iowa, but NOT on a farm.
2. I played basketball in high school. - I played basketball in junior high school, but NOT high school.
3. I lived in Greece for 3 years. - I lived in Greece for 16 months.
4. Once I went on a 3 day hike in Ireland. - Not yet, but I want to!
5. I once got a ticket from a cop wearing no shirt. - This is the true one. I was racing through town late at night and he left his house and came over on foot to where my car had stalled. Fought the ticket and won. ;-)
6. I spent two years living in Okinawa, Japan. - I lived in Misawa, Japan for 2 years but never Okinawa.
7. I still have all of my wisdom teeth. - Nope, all four were cut out.