Thursday, October 11, 2007

0-200 IN 6 SEC

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His
wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I
expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to
200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When
his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure
enough, there was a medium-sized gift-wrapped box in the
middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway,
and brought the box back into the house. She opened it and
found a brand-new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

Received from Tony Pickar.

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Heather said...

oooooh boy! yeah I could see why he would be dead! thanks for the laugh.

Vaughanville Michele said...

Understandable...perfectly understandable! LOL

Scale Junkie said...

LOL, how appropriate that you posted that on my anniversary. Thankfully he knows better!!

Melanie said...

That is hilarious!!